goldentoe

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Oregon
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2012 12:16:55 AM
"You can't handle the truth" - Mitt Romney to potential voters
uhh, sorry, I mean Jack Nicholson as Colonel Nathan R. Jessep in "A Few Good Men"
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2012 9:00:16 AM
No pressure, no diamonds. -- Mary Case
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GasPasserAB

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Edmonton
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2012 9:33:55 PM
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. -Henry Adams, historian and teacher (1838-1918)
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2012 8:28:42 AM
I have noticed that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. E. V. Lucas
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2012 8:38:52 AM
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
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Panedi

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Atlanta
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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2012 4:01:59 PM
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. *Abe Lincoln*
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2012 6:39:25 AM
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. James Bovard
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2012 8:17:47 AM
Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. Margaret Fuller
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2012 7:50:04 AM
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. Alexander Hamilton
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2012 7:59:23 AM
I keep my ideals because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. Anne Frank
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2012 8:32:13 AM
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. Margaret Thatcher
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2012 12:20:37 AM
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. Winston Churchill
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2012 9:23:32 PM
This country has come to feel the same way when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Mark Russell
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2012 2:06:03 PM
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow Shakespeare Romeo And Juliet Act 2, scene 2, 176–185
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2012 11:48:24 PM
How come you never see a headline like "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Jay Leno
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2012 8:39:58 AM
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2012 7:28:43 AM
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. George Bernard Shaw
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2012 5:36:10 AM
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2012 7:04:52 AM
I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. Harry S. Truman
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2012 8:47:30 AM
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2012 7:58:20 AM
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Robert De Niro
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2012 7:24:20 AM
For your information, I would like to ask a question. Samuel Goldwyn
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2012 6:59:59 AM
Some people change when they see the light, others when they feel the heat. Caroline Schoeder
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2012 7:32:27 AM
One picture is worth 1,000 denials. Ronald Reagan
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2012 2:43:41 AM
The most difficult thing about any political campaign is winning without proving you're unworthy of winning. Adlai Stevenson
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2012 10:30:08 AM
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2012 7:58:48 AM
He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse. Mike Tyson
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2012 12:10:30 PM
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. - Emily Dickinson
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2012 9:22:01 AM
The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways--I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows. Socrates
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2012 7:59:23 AM
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene". Homer Simpson
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2012 7:21:31 AM
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2012 7:41:35 AM
The remedy is worse than the disease. Francis Bacon
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2012 7:37:09 AM
Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words? Marcel Marceau
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2012 7:31:25 AM
Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps and 10 percent playing out of tune. Igor Stravinsky
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2012 1:30:04 PM
I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. George Romney
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2012 7:54:03 AM
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2012 1:18:57 PM
A hard man is good to find. Mae West
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2012 7:30:36 AM
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2012 7:43:54 AM
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. Mary Pickford
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2012 6:50:56 AM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2012 9:36:53 AM
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. —Anon
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2012 6:44:44 AM
I've had a tough time learning how to act like a congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money. Joseph Kennedy
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2012 7:36:54 AM
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2012 6:55:12 AM
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Haim Ginott
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2012 10:28:40 AM
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a quarter-inch eraser...in case you thought optimism was dead. Robert Brault
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2012 7:29:05 AM
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2012 7:28:43 AM
A poor man with nothing in his belly needs hope, illusion, more than bread. Georges Bernanos
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mfritter

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Pennsylvania
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2012 9:28:27 AM
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2012 7:45:53 AM
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. - Charlie Brown
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OHRoadrunner

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2012 7:30:31 AM
Half a truth is often a great lie. Benjamin Franklin
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